I am super duper excited for you to come visit my house this year! I know I am above the average age to be writing you letters, but hey – don’t stop believing!
I’ve been good so I’m pretty sure I’m on the nice list. Santa, if it’s not too much trouble to ask, I would like a couple of things for Christmas this year. It’s not much. I would like love, joy, peace, and a rich girlfriend. I know you can do this. YOU ARE TOTALLY THE MAN!
Also, now that I’ve grown up some, I now know what goes into eggnog. I just wanted to remind you that it’s not cool to drink too much of that, especially when everyone around the world depends on you. And, just to keep you updated, it’s now the law in Texas that everyone needs to be buckled up. You can totally get a ticket if you don’t. I’m not sure how the police will chase you down on your sleigh, but I’m sure they will. Lastly, I know you are now super tech savvy using an iPad for your good and bad list, but seriously, don’t check the list while driving (flying). It’s dangerous and we would be sad to see you hurt.
Well Mr. Claus, I have to get back to work before the boss man catches me. I’ll see you soon!